Rant About Boobs
The hardest part of this assignment was deciding which rant to choose. I had a long list going, then yesterday I found myself ranting to The Geez about a subject that has long been sore with me. Man boobs.
I have nothing against any boobs, actually. I think they should be allowed to fly free anywhere, at any time. For men and women. I personally like to keep mine under wraps almost 24/7 because they are getting up there in age and they're falling down and I sweat under them without a bra. When they were young, I let them be as free as I could without getting arrested. I didn't wear a bra unless I was at work.
What irks me to the core is how a man, with boobs just as big as mine, is allowed to let them fly, free as a bird, but I am not. How is that right? I have an ample breast size, but I've seen guys just as ample, walking around shirtless.
I have a neighbor, I'll call him George, (who is also sort of stalking me, but that's a whole other story, which I'll save for another time) and I swear this guy doesn't believe in wearing a shirt. It has been 35° outside and I've been sitting out on my patio, wearing my warm coat, and this guy comes driving up to talk to me, not wearing a shirt. I can see his house from where I sit, and I see him outside, doing outside things, always without his shirt. He's quite fat and I kid you not, his boobs are every bit as big as mine.
It's downright sexist. Granted, women's breasts are probably more alluring than old George's, but not all women's are and why aren't they allowed to let them air out every once in a while? It's not fair. That's what I think. What do you think?
2 comments:
It isn't fair. It's never been fair. Any kind of discrimination is unfair. I don't understand it, and frankly, I may be naive, but I thought all this would be cleared up by the time I became an adult. Because it's just common sense shit.
Thank you!
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